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The survey for those who make websites!
Jan 18th
Recently I came to this page where a survey was made for the web developers. I attended it. It is worth a try. You could know what you are doing by attending it. Come on.. Take it!
Take the survey directly! Click HERE
Google Logo Collection [50+]
Jul 22nd
Google always amaze us with its cool logos for occassions.. Here is my collection of them [50+]:
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Are you SMART enough? Test here!
Jun 24th
To my SMART friends,
This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can’t do it!
This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.
- This is this cat
- This is is cat
- This is how cat
- This is to cat
- This is keep cat
- This is a cat
- This is fool cat
- This is busy cat
- This is for cat
- This is forty cat
- This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can’t resist passing it on.
Apple iPhone 3G [S] on to market from tomorrow!
Jun 18th
Apple introduced its new iPhone as ‘iPhone 3G [S]‘, it’ll be available in the market from tomorrow (19/06/2009). With the revolutionary iPhone, Apple combined innovative hardware features with the world’s most advanced mobile operating system to redefine what a mobile phone can do. Applications work together seamlessly and they sync with your computer — whether you’re on a Mac or a PC. From its revolutionary Multi-Touch display to its intelligent keyboard to its smart sensors, iPhone is years ahead of any other mobile phone.
Some of the features listed on the Apple’s website are listed here:
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What happens if 1 Rupees = 45 Dollars!!??
Jun 17th
Here is what will happen if 1 Indian Rupee is valued at 45 American Dollars..$$! [FUNNY]
Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What’s that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob’s photographs from India .
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Airport Road, bangalore
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan…
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K….. Say it in dollars…
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can’t dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let’s go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I’m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh…. When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be working in Attingal
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Attingal. Great yaar. where it is…
s/w engg 1 : It is in Kerala.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Technopark, Trivandrum… He says it’s the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Attingal Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. AMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means…?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That’s what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I’m writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don’t worry guys. I’ll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I’ll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I’m planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Bharthi University and he’s coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He’s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle in B’lore itself… I’m also planning to work there. Let’s see…
Male: Good luck… dont forget us & US…
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the St George College in Aruvithura with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar…
All are excited…
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It’s all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy…ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees…!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars… with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here…!!!
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SCENE 5
A foreigner working in Bangalore as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
S/w Eng: Cocunut Sauce and Rice Bread ie (Idli and Chutney )
SCENE 1
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
s/w engg 1: I’m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh…. When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be working in Attingal
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Attingal. Great yaar. where it is…
s/w engg 1 : It is in Kerala.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Technopark, Trivandrum… He says it’s the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Attingal Municipal Corporation?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. AMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I’ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means…?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That’s what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I’m writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don’t worry guys. I’ll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I’ll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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The ‘Deadlock’ can be explained like this [Funny]
Jun 16th
Boss said to secretary: “For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.”
Secretary make call to husband: “For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.”
Husband make call to secret lover: “My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.”
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: “I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.”
Small boy make call to his grandfather: “Grandpa, for a week I don;t have class ‘coz my techer is busy. Lets spend the week together.”
Grandfather (The 1st Boss 
) make call to his secretary: “This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.”
) make call to his secretary: “This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.”Secretary make call to her husband: “This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.”
Husband make call to secret lover: “We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.”
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: “This week we will have class as usual.”
Small boy make call to his grandfather: “Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.”
The Boss – grandfather make call to his secretary: “Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.”
Boss said to secretary:
“For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.”
Secretary make call to husband:
“For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.”
Husband make call to secret lover:
“My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.”
The 3 Monkeys – Modern Edition [Funny]
Jun 16th
As the world changed the famous monkeys changed their postures too..
The old one :
and now.. The modern edition :
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