1. At least one of the identical twins born is evil..!!
2. While defusing a bomb don’t worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one..!!
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, but will show pain when a woman (most probabily she will be the heroine) is trying to clean his wound..!!
4. A police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty..!!
5. (Best of all) If you decided to start dancing on street, everyone you meet will know the step..!!

Indian Movie Rockzz!!

Recently I came to this page where a survey was made for the web developers. I attended it. It is worth a try. You could know what you are doing by attending it. Come on.. Take it!

Take the survey directly! Click HERE

Google always amaze us with its cool logos for occassions.. Here is my collection of them [50+]:

To my SMART friends,

This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can’t do it!

This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

1. This is this  cat
2. This is is  cat
3. This is how  cat
4. This is to  cat
5. This is keep  cat
6. This is a  cat
7. This is fool  cat
8. This is busy  cat
9. This is for  cat
10. This is forty  cat
11. This is seconds  cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can’t resist passing it on.

Apple introduced its new iPhone as ‘iPhone 3G [S]‘, it’ll be available in the market from tomorrow (19/06/2009). With the revolutionary iPhone, Apple combined innovative hardware features with the world’s most advanced mobile operating system to redefine what a mobile phone can do. Applications work together seamlessly and they sync with your computer — whether you’re on a Mac or a PC. From its revolutionary Multi-Touch display to its intelligent keyboard to its smart sensors, iPhone is years ahead of any other mobile phone.

Some of the features listed on the Apple’s website are listed here:

The Fastest iPhone Ever!

The first thing you’ll notice about iPhone 3G S is how quickly you can launch applications. Web pages render in a fraction of the time, and you can view email attachments faster. Improved performance and updated 3D graphics deliver an incredible gaming experience, too. In fact, everything you do on iPhone 3G S is up to 2x faster and more responsive than iPhone 3G.

Video
Now you can shoot video, edit it, and share it — all on your iPhone 3G S. Shoot high-quality VGA video in portrait or landscape. Trim your footage by adjusting start and end points. Then share your video in an email, post it to your MobileMe gallery, publish it on YouTube, or sync it back to your Mac or PC using iTunes.

3-Megapixel Camera
The new 3-megapixel camera takes great still photos, too, thanks to built-in autofocus and a handy new feature that lets you tap the display to focus on anything (or anyone) you want.

Voice Control
Voice Control recognizes the names in your Contacts and knows the music on your iPod. So if you want to place a call or play a song, all you have to do is ask.

Compass!!??
With a built-in digital compass, iPhone 3G S can point the way. Use the new Compass app, or watch as it automatically reorients maps to match the direction you’re facing.

Cut, Copy & Paste
Cut, copy, and paste words and photos, even between applications. Copy and paste images and content from the web, too.

Landscape Keyboard
Want more room to type on the intelligent software keyboard? Rotate iPhone to landscape to use a larger keyboard in Mail, Messages, Notes, and Safari.

Messages
Send messages with text, video, photos, audio, locations, and contact information. You can even forward one or more messages to others.

Search
Find what you’re looking for across your iPhone, all from one convenient place. Spotlight searches all your contacts, email, calendars, and notes, as well as everything in your iPod.

Accessibility
iPhone 3G S offers accessibility features to assist users who are visually or hearing impaired. These features include the VoiceOver screen reader, a Zoom feature, White on Black display options, Mono Audio, and more.

Internet Tethering
Surf the web from practically anywhere. Now you can share the 3G connection on your iPhone with your Mac notebook or PC laptop.

Voice Memos
Capture and share a thought, a memo, a meeting, or any audio recording on the go with the new Voice Memos application.

Nike + iPod
iPhone includes built-inNike + iPod support. Just slip the Nike + iPod Sensor (available separately) into your Nike+ shoe and start your workout.

Stocks
Stocks on iPhone shows you charts, financial details, and headline news for any stock you choose. Rotate iPhone to see even more detailed information.

YouTube
Watch YouTube videos wherever you are. Log in to your YouTube account to save and sync bookmarks and rate your favorites.

What are you waiting for?? Click here to buy one! In India it is available through Vodafone and AirTel

Here is what will happen if 1 Indian Rupee is valued at 45 American Dollars..$$! [FUNNY]

SCENE 1

Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US

s/w engg 1: I’m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh…. When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I’ll be working in Attingal

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Attingal. Great yaar. where it is…

s/w engg 1 : It is in Kerala.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Technopark, Trivandrum… He says it’s the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Attingal Municipal Corporation?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. AMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I’ll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means…?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That’s what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I’m writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don’t worry guys. I’ll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I’ll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

——  ——

SCENE 2

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w (Software) engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What’s that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob’s photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Airport  Road, bangalore

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan…

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 70K….. Say it in dollars…

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can’t dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let’s go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

——  ——

SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I’m planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Bharthi University and he’s coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He’s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to settle in B’lore itself… I’m also planning to work there. Let’s see…

Male: Good luck… dont forget us & US…

——  ——

SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the St George College in Aruvithura with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar…

All are excited…

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It’s all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy…ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees…!

that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars… with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here…!!!

—— ——

SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Bangalore as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Cocunut Sauce and Rice Bread ie (Idli and Chutney )

Grandfather (The 1st Boss ) make call to his secretary: “This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.”

Boss said to secretary:
“For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.”

Secretary make call to husband:
“For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.”

Husband make call to secret lover:
“My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.”

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution:
“I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.”

Small boy make call to his grandfather:
“Grandpa, for a week I don;t have class ‘coz my techer is busy. Lets spend the week together.”

Grandfather (The 1st Boss ) make call to his secretary:
“This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.”

Secretary make call to her husband:
“This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.”

Husband make call to secret lover:
“We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.”

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution:
“This week we will have class as usual.”

Small boy make call to his grandfather:
“Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.”

The Boss – grandfather make call to his secretary:
“Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.”

As the world changed the famous monkeys changed their postures too..

The old one :

and now.. The modern edition :

Here are some tricks.. Try them yourself..

Test 1 :

Open any file location in your computer

Create a folder and name it “con” (without the quotes)

What? it says the name is wrong?? How? Why?

Test 2 : (Windows upto XP, Vista)

Open Notepad

Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)

Save it as whatever you like to be

Close it and reopen it..

BOOOO!!
is it just a really weird bug??

Test 3 :

Open Microsoft Word

Type “=rand (200, 10)” (without the quotes)

Press enter key..

Document is flooded!!

More soon…